Origins: New Heroes and Villians

[fenix]

((Right, this here's a thread for you all to post origins of all the Non-Praetorian heroes and villians you lot have surely been coming up with whn you're not making Praeotrian characters, leveling current characters, or grinding out various Tips missions.

I'm... I'm not the only one who does that still, am I?))

[fenix]

"Dude..."

Oh, lord. Bryon was the most worthless waste of meat ever to grace Retail. Half the time he was stoned off his boys, and the rest, he was so useless that I had to cover his ass anyway.

"Dude!"

Doesn't help that every other goddamn person working here was so useless that Mike had him working just about every goddamn day, covering for every other asshole here!

"Steve, dude!"

Mike was just as bad, half the time he doesn't even bother coming in, the other half he's hiding in his office in the back, never bothering to come out and check up on the employees.

"Steve! Dude!"

"WHAT?!"

"Dude, chill! You're famous, dude!"

"...What? How am I famous, other then being the only competent person working at this wasteland of a corner store."

"....What? No, dude, your'e in the paper! Here, look!"

CITIZENS RISING UP AGAINST CRIME!

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     In response to the recent surge in crime following sever Heroes turning to crime, several citizens have decided to follow the example of "urban" hero groups, and take justice into their own hands.
Across the poorer areas of the city, gangs such as the Skulls and the Hellions were suprised to find the people they were mugging  were fighting back, instead of simply handing over their money.

Response to this recent trend was mixed. One prominent hero said "These people could get hurt! They should be staying safe, and leaving the heroing to us real heroes!"

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"Dipshit..."

 Other heroes disagree. "If these people are learning how to take care of themselves, the more power to them."

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"Blah blah, blah, remain fair and balanced by not taking any sides at all... So, where am I supposed to be in this paper?"

"What? Dude, you're in the picture."

Pictured: Man with bat fights Skulls.

"Well, damn. That IS me."

"Right on, dude! So, what're you in the paper for? You going to be in some show?"

"You didn't even read the... Right, forgot who I'm talking to."

"Woah, man, no need to be an assho-"

"EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND! THIS IS A ROBBERY!"

"YOU! COUNTER JOCKY! ALL THE MONEY IN THIS BAG!"

Well, shit. Good thing I hid my bat under the counter...